1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:04,981 This programme contains very strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:12,661 --> 00:00:13,661 Come on. 3 00:00:14,621 --> 00:00:16,101 Where d'you want this then? 4 00:00:17,381 --> 00:00:18,381 What? 5 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:19,741 Give over sulking. 6 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,581 I said I was sorry about the boat, man. 7 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,861 All you had to do was put a fucking hole in it. 8 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:26,061 There. 9 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:28,541 Yeah, in the blazing sun. It's ten bags of cheddar Dan. 10 00:00:28,581 --> 00:00:30,861 If I want the opinions of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it. 11 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:32,541 I'm not a fucking cheese thief. 12 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:33,741 What's that? Cheese. 13 00:00:33,781 --> 00:00:35,061 How'd you get it? 14 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,501 I fucking stole it. I get it. 15 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,061 I get what you are doing. Oi, stop laughing! 16 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:39,181 Cheese thief. 17 00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:40,341 It better be proper stinky. 18 00:00:40,381 --> 00:00:42,421 I'm not paying hundred quid for some mild cheddar. 19 00:00:42,461 --> 00:00:44,741 We said 180! 20 00:00:44,781 --> 00:00:45,781 What ya doing? 21 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:48,501 Look at him. 22 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:51,821 Rubbing cheese into his gums like Scarface. 23 00:00:51,861 --> 00:00:53,021 One thirty? 24 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:55,421 That cheese just took your breath away. 25 00:00:56,541 --> 00:00:57,741 1... 26 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,021 2... 9? 27 00:00:59,061 --> 00:01:01,341 What does that mean, 1-2-9? 28 00:01:01,381 --> 00:01:03,581 Hundred and twenty-nine. Say hundred and twenty-nine 29 00:01:03,621 --> 00:01:04,981 when you know I am bad with numbers! 30 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,541 Now one fifty or I'm gonna take my van of cheese 31 00:01:07,621 --> 00:01:09,861 and I'm just gonna fuck clean off. 32 00:01:09,901 --> 00:01:11,821 I hope your girlfriend likes cheese toasties. 33 00:01:11,861 --> 00:01:14,301 Girlfriend? Love em, actually. 34 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,061 Oi Dan, fucking hang fire. 35 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,781 I don't want to be stuck with a load of cheese. 36 00:01:17,821 --> 00:01:20,221 Hundred and... thirty... five? 37 00:01:20,261 --> 00:01:22,021 Done. Fuck! 38 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:24,301 Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit. 39 00:01:24,341 --> 00:01:26,621 These are bad jobs. I don't wanna be stealing cheese. 40 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:29,301 I do have a buyer looking for something very special. 41 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,381 Bees. 42 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:34,941 I don't do bees. 43 00:01:34,981 --> 00:01:36,781 This buyer is prepared to pay top whack 44 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:39,261 for some high-quality hives. And... 45 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:40,461 ..he's French. 46 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,421 What's him being French got to do with anything? 47 00:01:42,461 --> 00:01:44,661 Well, they do eat a lot of garden animals don't they? 48 00:01:44,701 --> 00:01:46,501 Snails and frogs and that. 49 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,901 Maybe they eat bees too? 50 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,781 Keep most of them for making honey, but... 51 00:01:49,821 --> 00:01:52,061 ..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy ones off the top. 52 00:01:52,101 --> 00:01:53,501 Fuck's going on in your head? 53 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:55,021 What's in there, just... 54 00:01:55,061 --> 00:01:56,301 ..Bovril and sawdust? 55 00:01:56,341 --> 00:01:58,061 Gonna get 'em me or what? No. 56 00:01:58,101 --> 00:01:59,861 Scared of bees Vinnie? 57 00:01:59,901 --> 00:02:01,301 Fucking hell. 58 00:02:01,341 --> 00:02:03,061 I am not frightened... 59 00:02:03,101 --> 00:02:04,101 ..of bees. 60 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:05,221 Five hundred. 61 00:02:05,261 --> 00:02:06,541 Per hive, all in. 62 00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:09,501 That's a lot of money isn't it?! Thereabouts. 63 00:02:09,541 --> 00:02:11,141 I'm stealing these bees 64 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:12,421 because I can. 65 00:02:12,461 --> 00:02:13,461 Alright? Alright. 66 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,661 They don't frighten me at all. 67 00:02:15,701 --> 00:02:17,101 Cool. 68 00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:19,181 Gonna steal the shit out of them bees. 69 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:22,541 Money ♪ 70 00:02:22,581 --> 00:02:25,661 ♪ The best things in life are free. ♪ 71 00:02:25,701 --> 00:02:28,661 ♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees. ♪ 72 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:30,581 ♪ I need money. ♪ 73 00:02:30,621 --> 00:02:33,061 Ah Vin, thank you. 74 00:02:33,101 --> 00:02:34,461 Forgot I had a meeting with supplier. 75 00:02:34,501 --> 00:02:36,301 Thought I was your supplier. What's going on there? 76 00:02:36,341 --> 00:02:37,501 Proper supplier. 77 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:40,501 Like lemons and tonic waters and pickled walnuts. 78 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:42,061 Pickled walnuts aren't a thing, are they? 79 00:02:42,101 --> 00:02:44,701 I know. I told Tommo he could design a house cocktail 80 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:46,181 y'know, stop him moaning. Mm-hm. 81 00:02:46,221 --> 00:02:48,501 Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'. 82 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:49,861 Disgusting. I know. 83 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:52,461 I'm going to cancel the order. Say it didn't arrive. 84 00:02:52,501 --> 00:02:53,901 He'll have a fucking meltdown. 85 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,381 Are you alright to give Tyler his tea and put him to bed then? 86 00:02:56,421 --> 00:02:57,461 Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. 87 00:02:57,501 --> 00:02:58,941 He likes Monster Munch doesn't he? 88 00:02:58,981 --> 00:03:00,821 Bit of Frosty Jack's, couple of tinnies. 89 00:03:00,861 --> 00:03:02,701 Just have a big sesh... Give over! 90 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:04,501 Couple of lines of err... Stop it! 91 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:08,621 Here he is... Come here to me you. Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh... 92 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:11,421 Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK? 93 00:03:11,461 --> 00:03:13,981 You be good for your Uncle... Dad? 94 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:15,461 Can't we have tea all together? 95 00:03:15,501 --> 00:03:18,541 Like a family? I'm busy darling, I can't... 96 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:19,821 Right, come on. 97 00:03:19,861 --> 00:03:21,581 Sausage, beans and chips. Bye. 98 00:03:21,621 --> 00:03:24,061 See you later. Let's see what they're having for their tea. 99 00:03:24,101 --> 00:03:25,661 What are you having for your tea? 100 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:30,461 Fucking bees. 101 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:33,061 They're serious. That's a serious- Everyone's scared of bees. 102 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:34,101 Yeah. Y'know? 103 00:03:35,461 --> 00:03:37,301 I mean enough of 'em, they'll kill you, Chris. 104 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:39,621 They'll fucking kill- They're not like a moth. 105 00:03:39,661 --> 00:03:41,461 Dusty ass moth. 106 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:42,501 Oi! Oi! 107 00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:44,901 Sorry. I was listening. 108 00:03:44,941 --> 00:03:46,541 No, you weren't. Look at this. 109 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,861 Oh fuck! How's she got her fucking legs to do that? 110 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:52,501 Magician's assistant. Ohhh! 111 00:03:54,341 --> 00:03:56,061 Sorry Vin. Go on. 112 00:03:56,101 --> 00:03:58,381 The only reason I'm nicking bees is cos I was showing off 113 00:03:58,421 --> 00:03:59,781 in front of that girl, Sam. 114 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:01,941 I like her. 115 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:04,061 I really like her actually. She's lovely. 116 00:04:04,101 --> 00:04:07,061 I just- I'm frightened that if I fall for her, 117 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:10,021 fucking hell, she could just leave me. Or... 118 00:04:10,061 --> 00:04:11,941 ..Erin, I mean what if SHE changes her mind, 119 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:14,541 she's the love of my life. She'll change her mind... 120 00:04:14,581 --> 00:04:15,701 Are you, fucking, 121 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:17,501 you're fighting off an erection you are! 122 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,221 No! Fucker! 123 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,421 Well, it's not for you is it? What a relief 124 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,901 She put in all the hard work. She's earned it. 125 00:04:23,941 --> 00:04:25,421 Dude, stop perving on her. 126 00:04:25,461 --> 00:04:26,461 Sorry. 127 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:27,821 Get off. 128 00:04:27,861 --> 00:04:28,861 Shit. 129 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:31,341 Vinnie... 130 00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:34,661 ..trusting your heart with somebody is the most... 131 00:04:34,701 --> 00:04:36,421 ..terrifying thing you can do. 132 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:39,141 But if it works out, 133 00:04:39,181 --> 00:04:40,181 even for a bit... 134 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:42,621 ..then it's worth it. 135 00:04:44,981 --> 00:04:46,541 That was really beautiful man. 136 00:04:46,581 --> 00:04:47,661 Yeah, it was, wasn't it... 137 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,261 Yeah, it was good advice. 138 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,101 Oh for God's sake! 139 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:56,461 Have you made yourself cry with your own words? 140 00:04:56,501 --> 00:04:57,501 Naah... 141 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:01,301 Come here, I need a hug... 142 00:05:01,341 --> 00:05:03,701 Oh fuck dude. It's gone. It's gone. 143 00:05:03,741 --> 00:05:05,941 It's not gone. Dude, it's not gone. 144 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:07,701 Don't cry in my fucking face... 145 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,221 ♪Love is the drug ♪ 146 00:05:09,261 --> 00:05:11,781 High Class Tentacle porn? 147 00:05:11,821 --> 00:05:14,101 Private exhibition of erotica at a pop up gallery. 148 00:05:14,141 --> 00:05:16,301 So... it's a picture... 149 00:05:16,341 --> 00:05:17,381 ..of a woman... 150 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:21,101 ..getting... by an octopus? 151 00:05:21,141 --> 00:05:22,141 Yeah. Correct... 152 00:05:22,181 --> 00:05:24,261 Why do you want a photo of a woman doing it with an octopus? 153 00:05:24,301 --> 00:05:27,061 Because, Ashley, it's worth fucking thousands! 154 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:29,421 Dylan? Oh, fuck off. 155 00:05:29,461 --> 00:05:31,461 Dylan, hang on, this is right up your street mate, 156 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:33,341 you love calamari. Do you lot often steal porn? 157 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:35,501 You know what, it does come up more often than you might expect. 158 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,461 Would she not drown, no? The woman. 159 00:05:37,501 --> 00:05:39,501 No. Fun fact. 160 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:42,501 Octopuses can survive up to half an hour outside of water. 161 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:44,301 That's plenty of time to, you know- 162 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:47,421 Right then, so just to confirm, we are all up for nicking the porn? 163 00:05:47,461 --> 00:05:49,221 Yes? No. No. Hey, no. 164 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,701 No we're not stealing porn. You've fucking had porn. 165 00:05:51,741 --> 00:05:53,141 Hang on. Hang on. I've got a job. 166 00:05:53,181 --> 00:05:54,861 What is it? 167 00:05:54,901 --> 00:05:56,301 Bees. 168 00:05:56,341 --> 00:05:59,381 Drugs? Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude. 169 00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:01,141 The letters? Yeah, the letters. 170 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:03,781 We're gonna steal all the letter b's so no one else can use them Ash. 171 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,461 You fucking... lemonhead. 172 00:06:05,501 --> 00:06:06,781 Bees! 173 00:06:06,821 --> 00:06:08,581 B- why can't anyone understand the concept. 174 00:06:08,621 --> 00:06:09,941 It's a fucking insect. Bees. 175 00:06:09,981 --> 00:06:11,981 We're doing it tonight. Ah no, I've plans! 176 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,341 You have not got plans. 177 00:06:13,381 --> 00:06:14,861 You're playing Assassin's Creed online 178 00:06:14,901 --> 00:06:17,221 with a load of shagging teenagers from Cheetham Hill. 179 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:20,141 You move bees after the last one has flown into the hive 180 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:21,901 but before they wind down for the evening. 181 00:06:21,941 --> 00:06:23,661 I hate them. 182 00:06:23,701 --> 00:06:25,301 But I do respect them. 183 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,621 Will you be coming with us? 184 00:06:26,661 --> 00:06:28,501 No. Bees are very dangerous. 185 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:30,261 For the rest of yer that isn't terrified 186 00:06:30,301 --> 00:06:32,741 of a kamikaze insect that's that fucking big, 187 00:06:32,781 --> 00:06:35,901 you'll meet me out there at 5pm on the shagging dot. 188 00:06:36,741 --> 00:06:38,621 Here. Have them passes. 189 00:06:38,661 --> 00:06:40,221 Give your granny a thrill. 190 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:41,581 She's allergic to seafood. 191 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:43,861 So the fuck am I, I don't go banging on about it. 192 00:06:43,901 --> 00:06:45,701 What is it, shit on Tommo night? 193 00:06:45,741 --> 00:06:49,421 So, when am I gonna see this magical woodland hideaway of yours? 194 00:06:49,461 --> 00:06:50,741 Erm...? 195 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:53,101 I could... come over tonight? 196 00:06:53,141 --> 00:06:54,541 After your bee heist? It- 197 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,661 It's not a bee heist... 198 00:06:55,701 --> 00:06:56,701 It's err... 199 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,541 I'd like that. 200 00:06:58,581 --> 00:07:00,181 Yeah. Nine-ish or summat? 201 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:01,261 Yeah. Can't wait. 202 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:02,301 Alright. OK. 203 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:33,861 ♪Right Place Wrong Time. ♪ 204 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:37,101 I mean why, why have we driven 20 miles for bees? 205 00:07:37,141 --> 00:07:39,741 Doesn't Jim know somewhere more local than this? 206 00:07:39,781 --> 00:07:40,981 Only cunts keep bees. 207 00:07:41,781 --> 00:07:43,181 No, he didn't. 208 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:44,941 So, I went online and found this gaff. 209 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:46,701 It's a cafe, ran by posh twats 210 00:07:46,741 --> 00:07:49,461 who are, like, 237th in line for the fucking throne 211 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,741 or some shit. She's not closed up just yet Vin? 212 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:52,941 Maybe we should come back, so? 213 00:07:52,981 --> 00:07:54,821 No, it'll dark by then, we need to get it done. 214 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:57,261 You get yourself in there, do some flirting Dyl. 215 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,741 Just distract her a little bit. Why me? 216 00:07:58,781 --> 00:08:00,861 Because you are the only vaguely gorgeous one amongst us. 217 00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:03,461 What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo? I'm gorgeous too! 218 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:05,701 Your hands are massive and they scare girls, dude. 219 00:08:05,741 --> 00:08:08,821 In fairness he is the only one I would pay to see... fucking. 220 00:08:08,861 --> 00:08:10,221 No, I've got a better idea, 221 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:12,781 let's send in this fucking sociopath instead, 222 00:08:12,821 --> 00:08:14,301 that owns a sex dungeon, d'you know... 223 00:08:14,341 --> 00:08:17,261 What about Cardi, so? I am not sending Cardi in... 224 00:08:17,301 --> 00:08:19,541 Why not? Ah, cos he's married. 225 00:08:19,581 --> 00:08:21,981 Yeah, that's why, cos he's fucking married. 226 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:24,581 You get in there and flirt like your life depends on it. 227 00:08:24,621 --> 00:08:28,301 Unbutton that wartime earthy number and show some pectoral. 228 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,141 Rest of us are gonna steal some bees. Let's do this baby. 229 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:32,741 I'm afraid the kitchen's closed... 230 00:08:32,781 --> 00:08:35,341 I Just Wanna Make Love To You ♪ 231 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,021 Although... 232 00:08:37,061 --> 00:08:39,941 ..I'm keeping the till open a little bit longer? 233 00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:44,501 ♪ I don't want you... ♪ 234 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:45,581 I love this song. Hm. 235 00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:46,661 ♪ ..to be no slave. ♪ 236 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,821 Actually, I was wondering if you could tell me 237 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,261 something about bees? 238 00:08:50,301 --> 00:08:51,981 I was thinking of getting some. 239 00:08:52,021 --> 00:08:54,221 A... gift for... 240 00:08:54,261 --> 00:08:55,781 ..your wife or girlfriend? 241 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:57,181 No. 242 00:08:57,221 --> 00:08:59,101 Because... none of those exist. 243 00:09:01,381 --> 00:09:03,781 I would be delighted. 244 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,501 Lady Beverly Gresham. 245 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:09,541 Er, Martin. 246 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:13,101 Martin... Bee...singstoke. 247 00:09:13,141 --> 00:09:14,221 Uh. 248 00:09:15,261 --> 00:09:17,101 Listen, we've gotta be stealthy. 249 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,101 We have got eight hives 250 00:09:20,141 --> 00:09:21,701 we've got four minutes, we need to get moving. 251 00:09:21,741 --> 00:09:23,141 Where's Cardi? 252 00:09:23,181 --> 00:09:24,981 Where the fuck is he? Oh my God... 253 00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,021 For fuck's sake, what are you doing? 254 00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:32,741 I don't wanna get stung. 255 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,621 D'you hear? Can't hear a word... 256 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,821 I said... 257 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,661 I don't want to get stung. 258 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,901 Tommo's taped the holes up, you'll be grand. 259 00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:42,341 I've taped up the bee holes. Not for the first time. 260 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,701 But always with a safe word. I'm sick of them innuendos, dude. 261 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:47,141 It's constant. Have you ever taped up anyone's bumhole? 262 00:09:47,181 --> 00:09:48,461 No. No, shut up then. 263 00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:50,661 They won't suffocate will they? I don't want to kill any of them. 264 00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:52,061 They're in... denial. 265 00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:54,301 They're fucking in decline. 266 00:09:54,341 --> 00:09:56,981 Go and get an 'ive, yeah? Put it in the van. 267 00:09:57,021 --> 00:10:01,181 A bees brain is the size of a sesame seed. 268 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,221 Wow. 269 00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:05,101 Wow. That's incredible, yeah. 270 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:07,541 Wow. That's small isn't it? 271 00:10:07,581 --> 00:10:10,541 No. Not small for a bee. 272 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,861 They are incredibly clever. Yeah. 273 00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:13,901 How? 274 00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:15,621 They dance. 275 00:10:15,661 --> 00:10:17,461 I know a lot of dancers. 276 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:18,941 Not one of them is in Mensa. 277 00:10:18,981 --> 00:10:20,621 ♪Black Magic Woman ♪ 278 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,341 The average honeybee 279 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:24,381 will make 280 00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:26,221 one twelfth 281 00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,541 of a teaspoon of honey 282 00:10:28,581 --> 00:10:30,701 before it dies. 283 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:36,061 A lifetime of endeavour... 284 00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:38,661 ..just swallowed. 285 00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:44,661 Oh no... 286 00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,901 Diablo Rojo ♪ 287 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:50,581 What's the matter, Martin? Err... 288 00:10:50,621 --> 00:10:51,821 Ah, ah, Cramp. 289 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:53,221 Ah, oh! 290 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:56,781 Get away. 291 00:10:58,141 --> 00:10:59,741 Vin, I'm not going back over there. 292 00:10:59,781 --> 00:11:01,981 Yes you are you big twat. 293 00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:04,501 Get the fuck in there and go and get the last hive. 294 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,901 There's one fucking left. 295 00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,941 Ahh! Ooh fuck... 296 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,581 It's so easy to live for bees. 297 00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:11,981 Right, this has been really lovely. 298 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:14,781 Oh, uh, do you want to stay for a, a, another drink? 299 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:15,821 Something stronger? 300 00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:19,341 I make a honeycomb martini that will set your soul on fire. 301 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:20,941 No. I'm good. I'm good. 302 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:21,981 Erm... 303 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,501 Please, take one of these. 304 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,261 It's got my number on it. 305 00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:27,621 You just give me a "buzz" 306 00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:30,661 if you want to know anything more about bees. 307 00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:32,381 Um... 308 00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:33,581 Never h- uh, honey? 309 00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:34,981 It's Royal jelly. 310 00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:36,341 Bee saliva. 311 00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:38,781 It has a huge range of medicinal benefits, 312 00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:41,461 but I mainly use it as... 313 00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:44,901 ..an aphrodisiac. 314 00:11:44,941 --> 00:11:47,061 You put a spoon of that in someone's drink 315 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:50,301 and you can have... anyone you like. 316 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:53,661 It sounds- it sounds a little bit non... non-consensual. 317 00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:54,901 They always consent. 318 00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:56,941 Eventually. 319 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,581 Yeah, it's be- it's been really lovely. 320 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:02,181 ♪Honey Love ♪ 321 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,141 ♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪ 322 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,381 ♪ honey love. ♪ 323 00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:07,261 ♪ Yes, I love it, I love it... ♪ 324 00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:08,301 Come on. 325 00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:12,581 Jesus Christ, what's the deal? 326 00:12:12,621 --> 00:12:14,581 You had the easiest job, took the longest. 327 00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:18,341 Fuck me! She was the perfect mix of tedious and terrifying. 328 00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:19,741 Sounds like that bloody porno 329 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,981 you found about the woman and her car tax. 330 00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:28,101 I just like a bit of variety, you know, bedroom wise. 331 00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:30,501 I just thought maybe did Tommo have anything... 332 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,461 ..fun, like, lying around, you know?! 333 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,501 What, Cardi too vanilla for you now, is he? 334 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,501 Oh no, no not at all, no. 335 00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,181 I just thought about y'know, 336 00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:40,701 cranking it up a gear, like, now that we're legal y'know? 337 00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,461 Surely there must be something there in one of them filing cabinets. 338 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,621 Butt plug behind the radiator or something like that? 339 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:47,741 Ah... 340 00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:48,781 ..anal beads! 341 00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:51,141 Oh no... 342 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,301 Don't worry Holy Father, not even I wouldn't take it that far. 343 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,541 Or like one of them Korean wank aids. 344 00:12:56,581 --> 00:13:00,181 Maybe one of them silicone, like, vibrating arseholes 345 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,141 that throbs along to the Bee Gees' music? 346 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:05,141 I actually did find something but I think it might be too dirty. 347 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:07,541 Dirtier the better. No, I mean like dirty as in... 348 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:09,421 "matted hair and bits of carpet". 349 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:11,141 I honestly do not mind if it's a bit grubby like. 350 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,061 Squirt of fairy liquid and that there be game ball like... 351 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:18,101 Does he not know about the money yet? 352 00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:19,261 No. 353 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,501 Well, have you spoke Vinnie? 354 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:21,901 Absolutely not. 355 00:13:21,941 --> 00:13:24,261 Well, like, what are you gonna do? 356 00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:25,821 He's not gonna give up is he? 357 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,341 Mr McCann. 358 00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,781 Hi, I wasn't ignoring you... 359 00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:35,021 Erm, yeah I know, I know... It's just... 360 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,301 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that? 361 00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:40,701 You know I like to see the books once a week. 362 00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:43,021 I know. I know. It's just because we've been really busy. 363 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,181 I'm working from home today, so erm... 364 00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,781 ..come over about eight, yeah?! 365 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,221 Yes Mr McCann, yeah. 366 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,981 Oh, and Erin? Hm? 367 00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:54,461 Don't you ever dare ignore my calls again. 368 00:13:57,141 --> 00:13:58,781 ♪A Minha Menina ♪ 369 00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,101 There's one in my helmet, 370 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:09,221 get it off, get it off. 371 00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:12,061 I can't grab your helmet if you don't stop thrashing about. 372 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,981 Now that, I have said before. 373 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,181 It's in my ear. 374 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,901 It wants my brain. 375 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,941 It's gonna be fucking disappointed if it gets there love. 376 00:14:18,981 --> 00:14:20,661 It's got me in the fucking eye, dude. 377 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,941 Have you nicked a fucking jar of honey off that- you... 378 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,901 I haven't nicked it. She gave it to me. 379 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:27,341 It's not honey. It's royal... Royal jelly. 380 00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:29,741 It's just a middle-class honey is all that is... 381 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,021 No. No. No. Royal Jelly is a secretion. 382 00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:33,861 Why's she given you a jar of bee spunk for? 383 00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:35,181 It's bee spit Cardi. 384 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,581 Oh fuck, there's a distinctive tang off that. 385 00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:40,461 Spunk, spit; all does the same job. Oh... 386 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,141 Tell you what, I'll have a bit of that. 387 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,181 Go on Tommo. Oh! 388 00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,981 Full finger of it. 389 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:46,381 No, no, no. No, no. 390 00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:47,821 I have tried spunk in my time. 391 00:14:47,861 --> 00:14:49,661 And that my friend, that is not spunk. 392 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:50,741 Go on! Go on, 'ave a bit. 393 00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:52,221 Get a bit of spunk down ya! 394 00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:54,261 Real men try a bit of spunk from time to time. 395 00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:56,301 Go on, go on. 396 00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:58,021 And again. And again. Go on. 397 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,021 Ahhh! 398 00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:03,501 Fuck! 399 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:04,701 Alright? Alright, you alright? 400 00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,661 I just drilled me fucking head into... 401 00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:10,061 Oh fuck. 402 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:21,741 Bees! 403 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:31,941 Fuck. 404 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:33,141 Ah... 405 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,781 Ooh! 406 00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,541 Ooh, fucking hell. 407 00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,861 What? 408 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,341 Swollen... 409 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,261 Oh fucking hell... 410 00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,381 What are we going to do now? Shit... let me have a look. 411 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:46,781 What ya doing? Just gon' have a look. 412 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,061 Keep it fucking closed. Oh fuck... 413 00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:50,661 Fucking fuck. Shitty bees! 414 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,501 Is there anything that... calms them down? 415 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,901 Like... jazz or... 416 00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:56,741 Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck... Nobody listens to Jazz. 417 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,301 I listen to jazz. He loves it. 418 00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,821 Oh du- do break out your fucking saxophone, 419 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,061 won't yer, you dickheads... 420 00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:03,901 ♪Cissy Strut ♪ 421 00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:05,021 Smoke. 422 00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:07,741 Right empty your bloody pockets, weed, hash, 423 00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:08,901 whatever the fuck you've got. 424 00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:11,221 Ay, oi. What d'you do, rob a pick 'n' mix? 425 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,061 They're your keys you dickhead! 426 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,341 We need them. 427 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:15,581 Ketamine? No. 428 00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:16,621 It's a tranquilizer, int it. 429 00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:19,061 Yeah it is a tranquilizer for fucking horses, Tom. 430 00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,301 Not just horses Vincent. Also... 431 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,181 ..camels and that. You've fucking made that up. 432 00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:24,901 Give me your cigs. No. No. No. No. Vincent. 433 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,461 I'll fucking mess your hair up. Give me your fucking cigs... 434 00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,301 No. No. No. No. 435 00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:31,221 Come on. 436 00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:34,261 We're gonna need some blowing. Go on Ash. 437 00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:38,141 We're on, we're on! Dyl, get the door. 438 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,621 3, 2, 1, go... 439 00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,661 Right, we still can't get back in the van. 440 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,861 How're we supposed to get back home? JJ. 441 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,421 Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright? 442 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,141 You couldn't give us a lift could ya love? 443 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,301 How fucked is my van? N-no, don't panic, just- 444 00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,461 I think it's a tow situation to be honest with yer. 445 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,461 What have you done to her? I fucked it into a post. 446 00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,541 It's a superficial prang. 447 00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:07,261 It fucking adds character, if anything. 448 00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,741 Come and get us dude. Now? 449 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:12,501 No, no, no. Just keep your feet up and relax you fucking lemon. 450 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,541 Where do you think I am? I'm in the fucking quagmire, 451 00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:17,021 my trainers are just fucked. Where are you? 452 00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:20,861 Err, I dunno, there's fields and a fucking great big road. Dyl? 453 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,421 JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin. 454 00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,541 We're all gonna need to fit so bring something roomy. 455 00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:26,781 Wait? What? How longs he gonna be? 456 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,301 Fuck knows... An hour? Shit. 457 00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:30,621 Well, there's no point waiting for him here is there? 458 00:17:30,661 --> 00:17:33,861 I noticed a nice country pub maybe half a mile back. 459 00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,101 And I myself am partial to a pint of cider 460 00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,461 and some Wasabi peas. 461 00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:40,221 We just robbed the local cafe of a load of rare fucking bees 462 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:42,501 and you want to go to the fucking local boozer, get pissed up? 463 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,621 It's not the 1970s. 464 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,021 Not everyone in the countryside knows everyone else anymore. 465 00:17:46,061 --> 00:17:48,461 It's all tourists and second homeowners round here anyway. 466 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,821 Yeah. It's fucking freezing. 467 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,861 Cardi? 468 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,181 I'll have a pint. 469 00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:02,141 Cardi, get out of that fucking diving suit will ya. 470 00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:05,181 What d'you reckon then? 471 00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,141 Farmers or wankers? 472 00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:08,381 Definitely wankers. 473 00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:24,821 Y'alright fellas. 474 00:18:27,701 --> 00:18:29,901 Bad Moon Rising ♪ 475 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,661 They don't look much like 476 00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,301 second homeowners to me. No. 477 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,341 Get the drinks in, Dyl. 478 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,661 ♪ I see trouble on the way. Evening fellas. 479 00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,181 Lovely pub you've got here. 480 00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:46,101 How's it going? Five pints of lager... 481 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,621 ..and can I get a look of complete disdain as well please. 482 00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:53,101 We only do mead. 483 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,661 Mead? 484 00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,381 Nectar of the Gods. 485 00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:01,141 Yeah, love- yeah, lovely. 486 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,141 Five-five meads then, please. 487 00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,541 Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil or Honeyhive? 488 00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,821 Give him the finger, everyone else does. 489 00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:13,221 Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because it makes your thing go green. 490 00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,941 What the fuck is that? 491 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,061 It's mead. It's all they had. 492 00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:17,381 Looks like tramp piss. 493 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,141 Woah... I don't mind that. 494 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:22,981 Oooh! That's... hm. 495 00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:25,141 What kind of a pub only sells mead? 496 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:27,581 Well, I mean err... this kind of pub? 497 00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:29,901 It's a fucking 18th century monk's drink innit?! 498 00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,141 Yeah, what's your point? My point is... 499 00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:34,261 ..normal people 500 00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,341 don't fucking drink mead do they! And normal pubs don't sell it. 501 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:38,981 Tourists drink all kinds of shit won't they? 502 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,381 This ain't a tourist pub dude! 503 00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:44,981 Glover. Vinnie. 504 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,621 Enjoying your mead then lads? 505 00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:51,461 Yeah it's delicious. Fucking nice yeah. 506 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,421 It's different. Interesting ain't it? 507 00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:54,781 It's a beautiful drink. 508 00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,741 Better than milk. 509 00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:02,661 Ay, lads? 510 00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:07,101 Bees... 511 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,941 ..are much better than cows. 512 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:13,901 Which do you prefer? 513 00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:15,141 Bees or cows? 514 00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:19,901 I love bees. Just love 'em. 515 00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:23,661 What about you lad? 516 00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:24,701 Er, bees. 517 00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,141 Bees Sir. Bees yeah. 518 00:20:28,181 --> 00:20:30,861 Err, bees, bees all day long int'it. All of us. 519 00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:35,621 Well, I like both? 520 00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,061 Fucking hell. 521 00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:40,421 Both? 522 00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:44,261 Ash! 523 00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:49,621 So... 524 00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:53,541 ..what brings you lads in here this evening then eh? 525 00:20:53,581 --> 00:20:56,301 Ou-we- our van broke down. 526 00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,701 Oh, right. 527 00:20:57,741 --> 00:21:00,661 Well if you need to call the AA there's a payphone on bar. 528 00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:01,981 Thanks man. Thanks. 529 00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:04,821 They tried to put a mast up round here, once. 530 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,261 Never tried again. 531 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,941 You need some ice on that lad! 532 00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:16,981 He's alright. 533 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:18,261 Err ,yeah. 534 00:21:18,301 --> 00:21:21,821 Thank you though, sweet of you. You're fine aren't you, our lad? 535 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,821 Oh! 536 00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,301 Hey 537 00:21:27,341 --> 00:21:28,341 Oh, he's... 538 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,821 Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that? 539 00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,741 I thought it was alright. Shut the fuck up! 540 00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:36,861 Listen to me. Listen to me... 541 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,821 Have you noticed? Why what's wrong? 542 00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,621 Am I the only fucking one... Bees! What? 543 00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:43,661 There's fucking bees everywhere. 544 00:21:43,701 --> 00:21:45,781 Bees, this and that, y'know. 545 00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:47,021 It's making me uncomfortable, 546 00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,981 given the nature of what we've got in the back of the van. 547 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,461 Drink the tramp piss 548 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,581 and let's get the fuck out of here. 549 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:55,581 Your eye is upsetting these locals, do you know that? 550 00:21:56,741 --> 00:21:57,741 Yeah? 551 00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:01,781 Don't be sick. It's disgusting. 552 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,861 It's Lady Gresham. 553 00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:05,301 Bees are gone. 554 00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:06,341 They've been stolen. 555 00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:07,661 Shit. 556 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,581 Not a-fucking-gain! 557 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,581 I thought you'd chained hives down? 558 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,861 I did chain hives down. 559 00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:22,141 Twice. 560 00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:23,981 But you know what they're like. 561 00:22:25,141 --> 00:22:26,461 They'll nick anything. 562 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:28,701 Anything. 563 00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:32,781 The lead from your roof. 564 00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,981 The water from your taps. 565 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,741 Wait there. Yeah. 566 00:22:39,621 --> 00:22:41,101 One little shite 567 00:22:41,141 --> 00:22:43,581 stole the compost out me bin. 568 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,381 And now those bloody bees. 569 00:22:48,581 --> 00:22:49,661 Again. 570 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,781 Well, I'm not fucking having it. 571 00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:56,621 Not this time. 572 00:22:58,821 --> 00:22:59,821 You. 573 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:07,501 Look at you. 574 00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:12,501 If anyone in this pub... 575 00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,981 ..looks like a fucking thief... 576 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:19,541 ..it's him. 577 00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:29,661 Don't be shy. 578 00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,541 What happened to your eye, lad? 579 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,581 Cardi... 580 00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:39,341 B- 581 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:43,901 Bee sting. Oh, ho-ho! 582 00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:45,501 Alright. Alright Hang on. 583 00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:47,021 Now just- 584 00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:50,621 Chill out a minute. Just hang fire. 585 00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,701 Look- alright. Fucking hell, we did. 586 00:23:53,781 --> 00:23:55,341 We stole the bees. 587 00:23:55,381 --> 00:23:56,861 I didn't know it meant this much to yers. 588 00:23:56,901 --> 00:23:58,901 I am really sorry. Shall I call police? 589 00:23:58,941 --> 00:23:59,981 Fuck off! 590 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,861 Only thing worse than a thief 591 00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:03,261 is a fucking copper. 592 00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:04,341 Agreed. 593 00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:05,621 Well then, 594 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,661 what? 595 00:24:09,141 --> 00:24:10,301 Put 'em in cellar? 596 00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:12,141 We're not fucking going in the cellar. 597 00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:15,021 Get in... the fucking... cellar. 598 00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:18,661 Oh scary bee man with his shite blunderbuss. 599 00:24:18,701 --> 00:24:20,301 It's a fucking ornamental thing, that- 600 00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:23,141 Fucking hell! Where's the fucking cellar? 601 00:24:29,821 --> 00:24:31,221 What's it like in cellar? 602 00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:33,941 Not nice! 603 00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,701 Alright you... 604 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:51,861 What's that? 605 00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:54,461 My penis. Cos your fucking hands are down there. 606 00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:55,781 Keys. 607 00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:57,941 Well just say keys then. 608 00:24:57,981 --> 00:24:59,741 Fucking Nosferatu. 609 00:24:59,781 --> 00:25:00,781 Get out of it. 610 00:25:03,061 --> 00:25:05,821 You'll find your bees in a van up the way. 611 00:25:05,861 --> 00:25:08,581 You better fucking hope I do, lad. 612 00:25:26,141 --> 00:25:27,141 Fuck. 613 00:25:28,421 --> 00:25:29,981 Oh, fucking hell. 614 00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:34,221 Come on you rusty bastard. 615 00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:35,701 Not a single bar. 616 00:25:35,741 --> 00:25:37,421 Christ. 617 00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,981 Fuckers've been gone ages haven't they?! 618 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,461 Latch won't budge lads. 619 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:42,821 There's no chance. Shit. 620 00:25:42,861 --> 00:25:44,541 Don't worry boys. 621 00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,581 I've got a plan. 622 00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,061 Oh, nice one Tommo... 623 00:25:52,341 --> 00:25:54,181 Meant to be seeing Sam tonight. Are ya? 624 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,261 Yeah. Oh, for... sexy time? 625 00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:58,061 Yeah. 626 00:25:58,981 --> 00:26:00,101 Sex is like... 627 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,781 ..playing the violin, innit? 628 00:26:03,741 --> 00:26:05,541 I don't know what I'm doing. 629 00:26:05,581 --> 00:26:07,861 What do you think they'll do to us? 630 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,981 I reckon they'll let us go when they get their bees back. 631 00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:11,421 Yeah. I hope- 632 00:26:11,461 --> 00:26:12,461 Oh, fuck! 633 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,101 Oh, fucking hell! 634 00:26:18,741 --> 00:26:19,741 What is it? 635 00:26:22,341 --> 00:26:23,701 Is that- Ooh fuck me! 636 00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:26,301 No that's a... Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog. 637 00:26:26,341 --> 00:26:28,901 Yeah. That's a Labrador. 100 percent. Dog. 638 00:26:28,941 --> 00:26:30,021 Is it? 639 00:26:30,061 --> 00:26:31,061 Dog yeah. 640 00:26:32,781 --> 00:26:33,941 How do you think it died? 641 00:26:36,341 --> 00:26:38,381 Maybe Carl Slater bummed it to death? 642 00:26:39,941 --> 00:26:41,101 Shit! 643 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,701 Thank you for finding them. 644 00:26:43,741 --> 00:26:44,741 My little babies. 645 00:26:46,861 --> 00:26:49,261 I know how much those bees mean to you. 646 00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:51,221 Stupid bastards, 647 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,701 coming into our pub, 648 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:53,941 after doing this. 649 00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:00,421 Where are my bees? 650 00:27:00,461 --> 00:27:01,461 Eh? 651 00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:12,181 There you go. 652 00:27:12,221 --> 00:27:13,701 You be careful with him, love. 653 00:27:13,741 --> 00:27:15,781 It's fine. I'm his business partner. 654 00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,621 Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude? 655 00:27:28,741 --> 00:27:30,941 anybody else feeling dead hot? 656 00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:33,701 It's like... 657 00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,861 ..you just can't breathe, it's all muggy. 658 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:37,661 We're not gonna die down here, are we? 659 00:27:37,701 --> 00:27:40,461 Alright, just sit down for a minute, your eye's probably... 660 00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:42,021 Is it bad? Yeah, it's pretty bad. 661 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,421 Dyl. Dyl. Yeah? 662 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,821 Go and see if there is any mead in one of them bloody barrels. 663 00:27:45,861 --> 00:27:47,901 Might take the edge off. Why bother eh? 664 00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:53,581 Might as well just leave us to rot with the other fucking detritus. 665 00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,381 That's all we are, innit? 666 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:58,581 Human debris in the wheelie bin of existence. 667 00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:00,781 Nothing's loose, it's all solid, sure. 668 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:03,381 The only way out is the hatch, or the front door. 669 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,621 I can't fucking do it. 670 00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:10,461 I can't fucking do it anymore. 671 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:13,901 I'm a husk. 672 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:15,861 I'm a shell. 673 00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:17,781 I'm a fucking broken man. 674 00:28:18,861 --> 00:28:20,461 Come on God. 675 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:22,461 Hey? You big dickhead. 676 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,501 Strike me down. 677 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,581 Fucking finish me off. Put me out of my misery. Cos... 678 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,181 ..I have had e-fucking-nough... 679 00:28:33,261 --> 00:28:34,781 Try that hatch again? Yeah. 680 00:28:34,821 --> 00:28:35,821 Oh, yeah, do that. 681 00:28:38,621 --> 00:28:39,621 It's fucked. 682 00:28:43,061 --> 00:28:44,181 The numbers are off. 683 00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:53,501 Yeah. I was expecting the takings to be a lot higher than this. 684 00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:56,941 About thirty thousand pounds higher. 685 00:28:56,981 --> 00:28:58,741 OK, erm... 686 00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:01,501 My fucking brother, my... 687 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,261 My brother, he... 688 00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:07,581 .."borrowed" money from the safe 689 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:10,261 and I tried to get it back off him, I swear, I went after him. 690 00:29:10,301 --> 00:29:11,301 How much? 691 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,581 All of it. 692 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:18,301 I know this is my fault and I promise, I will pay you back. 693 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,461 Every single penny. 694 00:29:20,781 --> 00:29:23,501 I've actually come up with a repayment plan. 695 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:26,461 Think of it like a... business loan. 696 00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:28,541 Here is a project turnover growth 697 00:29:28,581 --> 00:29:30,101 and this is the amount that you'll be getting 698 00:29:30,141 --> 00:29:32,901 every single month from my share of the profits. 699 00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:36,461 I know it's gonna take a while Mr McCann, 700 00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:38,181 but I promise you, you are gonna have 701 00:29:38,221 --> 00:29:41,341 one of the best clubs in the North West when I'm finished. 702 00:29:45,461 --> 00:29:46,461 No. 703 00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:48,981 No? No. 704 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:53,181 The money gets paid back, in full, by the end of the month. 705 00:29:53,221 --> 00:29:54,461 But it's thirty grand. 706 00:29:55,581 --> 00:29:57,381 We can't raise that sort of cash. 707 00:29:58,981 --> 00:29:59,981 There are... 708 00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:03,461 ..other repayment options available. 709 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,061 I'll come up with the money. 710 00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:12,621 Make sure you do. 711 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,541 I was driving past your lad's school the other day. 712 00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:21,021 You've got to be so careful outside schools. 713 00:30:22,461 --> 00:30:25,661 Take your eye off the road for one second and... 714 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:26,701 ..well. 715 00:30:27,581 --> 00:30:30,821 Those sort of accidents don't bear thinking about do they? 716 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,901 In full. 717 00:30:33,941 --> 00:30:35,221 By the end of the month. 718 00:30:38,501 --> 00:30:39,621 Oh shit! 719 00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:43,061 Where are the fucking bees? 720 00:30:43,101 --> 00:30:44,661 They're in the hives in the back of the van. 721 00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:45,901 We found hives... 722 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,901 ..no fucking bees. 723 00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:54,061 Ooh, Lady Biverley- Be-Ber-err, Beverley 724 00:30:54,101 --> 00:30:56,301 I just want to apologise, I can see you're really upset. 725 00:30:56,341 --> 00:30:57,621 Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees. 726 00:30:57,661 --> 00:30:59,581 And I didn't know they meant as much as they did to you. 727 00:30:59,621 --> 00:31:02,541 So, you tell us how much they cost and we'll, fucking, sort it. 728 00:31:02,581 --> 00:31:03,741 I don't want your money. 729 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:06,061 That's a good job cos we ain't got none. 730 00:31:06,101 --> 00:31:08,101 Bees are very special. 731 00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:10,461 They are life. 732 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:13,021 Without them, the entire ecosystem fails 733 00:31:13,061 --> 00:31:15,061 and everything on Earth would die. 734 00:31:15,101 --> 00:31:17,021 Then it's a good job we... 735 00:31:17,061 --> 00:31:18,781 ..set them free y'know! 736 00:31:18,821 --> 00:31:20,661 Back to nature and all that craic. 737 00:31:21,661 --> 00:31:23,341 Hey, Lady Beverly... Martin! 738 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,101 Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends you dickhead. 739 00:31:26,141 --> 00:31:27,461 Ooh! Hang on a minute... 740 00:31:28,781 --> 00:31:30,061 Alright, fair enough. 741 00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:32,461 So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am. 742 00:31:36,581 --> 00:31:38,781 Let me think about that. 743 00:31:40,981 --> 00:31:41,981 Oh! 744 00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:43,301 Oi. Hey. 745 00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:46,141 That wasn't- that wasn't a fucking Labrador was it? 746 00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:47,341 That were a bloke. Fucking hell! 747 00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:50,101 I fucking said it didn't I? I said not to come to this pub. 748 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:53,941 And now we are all fucking locked in a cellar because you Dyldo 749 00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:56,461 were a little bit chilly. No! This is not my fault. 750 00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:59,741 Pub was Tommo's idea. Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart. 751 00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:01,821 I were the one who suggested robbing a painting of a woman 752 00:32:01,861 --> 00:32:03,621 getting dicked down by an octopus if you recall. 753 00:32:03,661 --> 00:32:06,541 She is going to kill us. 754 00:32:06,581 --> 00:32:08,781 Oh! Stop drinking fucking mead. 755 00:32:08,821 --> 00:32:10,181 You're smashed out of your head now. 756 00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:12,221 No one kills anyone over fucking bees. 757 00:32:20,141 --> 00:32:21,701 Prang, my arsehole! 758 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,141 I don't feel quite ready for that! 759 00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:32,941 What the fuck has happened here? 760 00:32:34,341 --> 00:32:38,061 Right. You lot. Against that wall. 761 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,221 Me and me sister 762 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:42,421 have had a chat. 763 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,301 Sister? Yeah. Sister. 764 00:32:44,341 --> 00:32:45,821 She married up. 765 00:32:45,861 --> 00:32:47,141 Not that it worked out for her. 766 00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:48,341 Me... 767 00:32:48,381 --> 00:32:50,541 ..and those bloody bees... 768 00:32:50,581 --> 00:32:51,981 ..are all she's got left. 769 00:32:55,661 --> 00:32:57,421 Bev wanted me to- Well... 770 00:32:58,301 --> 00:33:01,261 ..her plan were a bit extreme for my tastes. 771 00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:04,101 You know what a woman's like when she's a bee in her bonnet. 772 00:33:04,141 --> 00:33:05,421 However, 773 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,101 I do think 774 00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:09,581 she does deserve some form of compensation. 775 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:14,021 Fair enough. So, I think it's only fitting... 776 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,381 ..if one of you lot 777 00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:16,421 offers up a finger. 778 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,381 See Dylan. You've only got to finger her. 779 00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:20,141 I'll cut it off quick and clean, I promise. 780 00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:21,381 You'll barely feel it. 781 00:33:21,421 --> 00:33:23,021 The House of the Rising Sun ♪ 782 00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:24,261 This lad... 783 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,581 Are you winding us up with the finger? Cos I... 784 00:33:27,621 --> 00:33:31,541 He's trying to scare the shit- and it worked an'all... You are... 785 00:33:31,581 --> 00:33:33,381 ..fucking terrifying us. Behave yourself. 786 00:33:33,421 --> 00:33:34,461 You're joking, aren't yer. 787 00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:36,341 No. Shit. 788 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,941 I actually think I'm being quite reasonable 789 00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:39,941 given the circumstances. Fuck off is it reasonable? 790 00:33:39,981 --> 00:33:42,581 You stole, and presumably... 791 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,421 ..killed, her bees. 792 00:33:44,461 --> 00:33:46,621 I can't just let you walk out of here scot free 793 00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:48,381 like you're Elton fucking John or something. 794 00:33:48,421 --> 00:33:50,061 What are you fucking on about? 795 00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:52,861 Are we in a parallel fucking universe? 796 00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,301 Where you can ask young men 797 00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:57,461 to willingly give up their fucking digits. 798 00:33:57,501 --> 00:34:00,181 Think about it dude. It's fucking nuts. 799 00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:02,741 It's like the scene in fucking Robin Hood. 800 00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:04,581 Kev Costner and the start of... the film. 801 00:34:04,621 --> 00:34:07,341 Cuts his fucking hand off. Come on man. 802 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,901 Maybe you're right. Good. 803 00:34:12,141 --> 00:34:13,141 Some toes? 804 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,781 No, not toes. 805 00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:16,981 What's he gonna do with toes? Toes is worse. 806 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,781 It is not a negotiation. 807 00:34:18,821 --> 00:34:21,381 Look. You lot aren't leaving here 808 00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:23,661 unless someone gets something chopped. 809 00:34:24,701 --> 00:34:26,461 I'll give you ten minutes. 810 00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:28,021 That's fucking good of him. 811 00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:33,781 I think we all know who it should be. 812 00:34:34,901 --> 00:34:36,821 What do you mean Vinnie? You fucking gobshite. 813 00:34:40,341 --> 00:34:42,181 Stop! Fucking shush! 814 00:34:42,221 --> 00:34:43,901 They'll hear us. 815 00:34:43,941 --> 00:34:44,941 Alright. Just... 816 00:34:47,061 --> 00:34:49,541 It should be, it should be me. 817 00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:50,941 Motherfuckers. 818 00:34:50,981 --> 00:34:52,581 You're fucking straight in with your... 819 00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:53,901 Of course, it should be you. 820 00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:56,021 Of course, it should be you, you- it was your all your idea, 821 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,341 this whole thing, stealing the bees. 822 00:34:58,381 --> 00:34:59,381 Hang on... 823 00:35:01,061 --> 00:35:02,421 ..Cardi. 824 00:35:02,461 --> 00:35:03,461 Hey? 825 00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:06,461 All I am saying is I know people who have woken up 826 00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,381 missing more than just a finger. 827 00:35:08,421 --> 00:35:09,941 Huh? 828 00:35:09,981 --> 00:35:11,101 Desperate times... 829 00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:14,381 Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. 830 00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:16,261 We shouldn't be considering it. You can't be... 831 00:35:16,301 --> 00:35:19,021 He's a fucking sweet lamb. He's a star child. 832 00:35:19,061 --> 00:35:20,421 How the fuck is he gonna make sandwiches 833 00:35:20,461 --> 00:35:22,621 with a fucking missing finger? 834 00:35:38,741 --> 00:35:40,701 JJ! I thought I could hear you lot. 835 00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:42,461 What are you doing in the cellar? 836 00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:44,261 Boys In The Better Land ♪ 837 00:35:44,301 --> 00:35:45,301 Hiyah. 838 00:35:45,341 --> 00:35:46,861 Dyldo, come and grab Cardi. 839 00:35:50,621 --> 00:35:51,621 Alright guys... 840 00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:57,941 Oh, fuck. Let's get the fuck out of here. 841 00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:00,501 Right lads, I have done this before. 842 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,541 And the important thing... 843 00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:04,421 ..is to just relax in- 844 00:36:07,261 --> 00:36:09,301 Little cunts. 845 00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:19,181 ♪ You're not alive until you start kicking. ♪ 846 00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:22,421 ♪ When the room is spinning and the words ain't sticking. ♪ 847 00:36:30,181 --> 00:36:31,541 His elbow's in my crotch! 848 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,581 Fuck me! 849 00:36:35,701 --> 00:36:37,421 Get out of the fucking van! 850 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,981 Ahh look, is this a thing? 851 00:36:46,021 --> 00:36:47,101 Yeah. 852 00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:49,141 This is lovely... 853 00:36:49,181 --> 00:36:50,421 Oh shit. 854 00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:51,781 You little fucker! 855 00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,301 Oh my God! 856 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:08,981 What the fuck?! 857 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,141 Told you bees were fucking dangerous. 858 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,941 ♪Mama Soul ♪ 859 00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:32,781 Yeah alright, Mr Popular. 860 00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:35,781 It's a fucking nightmare. Half of these are from Chinese Dan 861 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,141 wondering where the fuck his bees are. 862 00:37:38,181 --> 00:37:39,541 Talk to him tomorrow 863 00:37:40,381 --> 00:37:42,581 It's not too late to go see her, you know. 864 00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,341 Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late. 865 00:37:47,381 --> 00:37:48,781 Is it rude that I started without you? 866 00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:50,661 Just get in there, it's freezing! 867 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,461 I just wanted to check that the engine was running OK. But... 868 00:38:05,501 --> 00:38:07,621 ..it seems fine though. 869 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,861 So, what did happen to all them bees? 870 00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:14,101 Don't know and... I don't care. 871 00:38:14,141 --> 00:38:15,461 ♪On And On ♪ 872 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,301 ♪ Oh my, my, my. ♪ 873 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:20,741 ♪ I'm feeling high. ♪ 874 00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:23,501 ♪ My money's gone ♪ 875 00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:26,301 ♪ I'm all alone. ♪ 876 00:38:29,621 --> 00:38:31,861 D'you really think he would've cut your finger off? 877 00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:35,061 Yeah I do! Yeah. He was a very frightening man. 878 00:38:35,101 --> 00:38:37,701 That's a pretty good excuse for being so late. 879 00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:40,461 Are you warm enough? Yeah. I'm fine. Feel. 880 00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:42,861 Look at them tiny hands, look at them guys. 881 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,021 Jesus, you're like a borrower. 882 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,181 Oh, what the fuck is that? 883 00:38:46,221 --> 00:38:48,781 I nearly forgot about him, one sec. 884 00:38:48,821 --> 00:38:50,741 I need to feed him actually... 885 00:38:50,781 --> 00:38:51,901 Do you wanna see him? 886 00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:55,381 You Really Got A Hold On Me ♪ 887 00:38:57,901 --> 00:38:59,501 Is it real? Have a touch. 888 00:39:03,381 --> 00:39:04,501 He's lovely y'know. 889 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,661 When I found him, he was really weak. 890 00:39:06,701 --> 00:39:08,781 But if give them a chance... 891 00:39:08,821 --> 00:39:10,861 ..they do come to yer. They'll surprise yer. 892 00:39:10,901 --> 00:39:12,301 Little fatty. 893 00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:15,221 You sure you're warm enough. 894 00:39:15,261 --> 00:39:18,101 Yeah, I'm fine. It is cold, innit it? 895 00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:23,541 ♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪ 896 00:39:23,581 --> 00:39:26,501 ♪ Really got a hold on me. ♪ 897 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:29,621 ♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪ 898 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,141 ♪ Really got a hold- ♪ 899 00:39:31,181 --> 00:39:32,221 Vin! 900 00:39:32,261 --> 00:39:33,421 Shit. 901 00:39:33,461 --> 00:39:35,421 I need to speak to you. It's really important. 902 00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:37,461 It's fine, I need to use the bathroom anyway. 903 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:38,501 Oh, erm... 904 00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:40,581 Vinnie? 905 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:42,781 I'm coming, hun. 906 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:46,701 In you come. Vin... 907 00:39:47,621 --> 00:39:49,581 What's going on? It's McCann. 908 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:50,941 I've really fucked up. 909 00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:53,261 What the fuck do you mean McCann? What're you talking about? 910 00:39:53,301 --> 00:39:55,541 Right, I didn't get the money from the bank for the Rat and Cutter. 911 00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:56,581 Oh my God. 912 00:39:56,621 --> 00:39:57,741 Listen. Listen. 913 00:39:57,781 --> 00:40:00,501 Right, he gave me a big float to put through the books. 914 00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,261 That's fucking money laundering, innit? 915 00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:05,421 I know and it was in the safe that Ronnie and Keithy stole. 916 00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:07,741 How much? 917 00:40:09,421 --> 00:40:10,421 How much Erin? 918 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:12,581 Thirty thousand. 919 00:40:14,301 --> 00:40:16,621 And he wants it back by the end of the month. 920 00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:21,101 Hi. 921 00:40:22,581 --> 00:40:23,901 It's OK. 922 00:40:23,941 --> 00:40:27,061 Sorry I...I di- I didn't realise you had company. 923 00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:29,901 OK, I'll call you tomorrow? OK. I'm sorry Sam... 924 00:40:29,941 --> 00:40:30,941 Don't worry. 925 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,981 Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm... 926 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:39,741 Right, he wouldn't do anything to Tyler would he? He wouldn't. 927 00:40:39,781 --> 00:40:42,301 It was j- it was a threat. What did he say about Tyler? 928 00:40:42,341 --> 00:40:43,901 He knows what school he goes to. 929 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,661 And he was saying something about kids having accidents... 930 00:40:46,701 --> 00:40:48,141 Something- 931 00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:49,581 I'm just really worried. 932 00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:55,301 Nothing's happening to that boy, can you hear me? 933 00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:56,741 I'm so scared. 934 00:40:56,781 --> 00:40:57,781 Don't be scared. 935 00:40:58,941 --> 00:41:00,941 Nothing's gonna happen to that boy. 936 00:41:03,341 --> 00:41:04,341 I'm gonna fix it. 937 00:41:39,821 --> 00:41:40,861 You're done. 938 00:41:42,621 --> 00:41:44,421 What're you doing here? 939 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:47,301 I need to talk to you man. Alone. 940 00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:48,821 I think we've got a problem. 941 00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:57,221 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk